damn i guess this years trend is going naked and eating people’s faces off
damn i wish I had a cool last name
if my last started with an E, my kids could call me Mr. E and it’d sound like mystery!!
if i was a chick and I had a last name like Understood, they’d call me Ms. Understood!!
GENIUS!
most people get lonely at night
but i get hungry and eat everything in my fridge
